Some ‘Splainin

I am Two.  I write unhelpful reviews of things and stuff. Mostly CDs and Movies, or books sometimes.  I could write reviews about anything though, I don’t want to limit myself.  My reviews will not be longer than 40 words total.  I hope they are mildly amusing. Even if they are little to no help I do want them to atleast give some publicity to things that I like and some negative publicity for things that I don’t.  I know some of the reviews will be more off topic than others, some may even have misleading information.

As this is on the internet I must be important, thus I must have amazing opinions.  ‘Tis my hope that one day you will follow them blindly, defending my views wherever you go.  Treating them as if they were you own original thoughts and words.  Or if you so choose, ignore this and pretend it never happened, but I believe you may find that hard to do.

(posts that are not specifically reviews do not have the 40 word guideline, nor will they be as cryptic. Take this post for example.)