November 5, 2009
Uncle Monsterface has released a magical CD of covers called “Jokey Jingles”
It can cure the swine flu.

Includes songs by Madonna, Oingo Boingo, Britney Spears and more!
(If you can keep a secret, click here: http://www.unclemonsterface.com/music/thanks/)
Tags: Dan Brennan, Jesse Farrell, Jimmy Bernardinelli, Jokey Jingles, Marty Allen, rock, sock puppet, swine flu, Uncle Monsterface
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October 11, 2009
British period piece romance that moved too slow. It lacked a parade scene, it could have probably even used a car chase scene. About as good as a game of pickup Frisbee, maybe a little worse.

Tags: 1818, Abbie Cornish, Ben Whishaw, Bright Star, Fanny Brawne, Jane Campion, John Keats, London
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August 30, 2009
It’s amazing that a split can also be such a harmonious union.

Preview Here
Tags: and Amanda Whitt, Chris McFarlane, Eli Damm, Hoshwa, iji, Jon Manning, Jordan Michelman, Keenan Dowers, Lost Sound Tapes, Rebecca Redman, split 7", The Hoot Hoots, Tyler Martin, watercolor paintings, Zach Burba
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August 3, 2009
Harry Potter is a wizard! Magic is cool.

(not spot on w/ the book. Still good)
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June 30, 2009
Factors of Four created “Grow On Me”
It’s music.
You know, music?
Check it yourself if you’re dubious
It’s free.
It could be whales.
Grow on Me

(I was there. Sorry about the poor quality)
Tags: Band, Factors of Four, Free, Grow On Me, Music, Whale, whales
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June 25, 2009
Not my thing. Too many humping dogs. Also too much skanky decepticon tongue. I can’t say that is had no entertainment value; I can say the volume was up too high for a 2 hour nap.

Tags: Autobots, Decepticons, Dogs, humping, optimus prime, roll out, transformers
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June 13, 2009
What I Say Isn’t What I Mean- Andrew Mello
Mr. Mello proves to be far more mellow than the color yellow, in a good way.

Cover art by Nick Shively, he is cool too. (tuggboat)
Hey look, it’s free! Download
Tags: Andrew Mello, mellophonic, Milk 3000, Nick Shively, What I say isn't what I mean
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May 31, 2009
UP, a Disney Pixar full length film.
If I had a heart, I would have cried the whole time, but it was a happy feel good movie.

Go see it, now!
P.S.
Partly Cloudy-Pixar short
Love it.

Tags: 3D, Disney, Dogs, Doug, Ellie, Flying house, Paradise falls, Partly Cloudy, Pixar, Russel, south america, Up, Wilderness Scout
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May 26, 2009
Math The Band- Don’t Worry
Perfect listening material for hanging out, not getting haircuts, and covering your dorm room in cardboard.

Go Buy It: Slanty Shanty Records
Tags: adventure, almost!, awesome, bigfoot, Brian Townsend, cardboard room, Don't Worry, Hangout/Hangten, Justine Mainville, Kevin Steinhauser, magic eye, Math The Band, Slanty Shanty Records, tour de friends, why didn't you get a haircut
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May 16, 2009
Hello People.
I write unhelpful reviews of a various sundry of things. Enjoy, or don’t.
I have been writing reviews of books, movies, and CDs lately. I used to do it on a different site. From this point on though, I will do it here. I am going to move some of my old reviews over to this site. They will all be uploaded on the same day, but they weren’t all written on the same day.
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